Posts tagged crazy holiday
On Dynamite and Liberty

I’m not sure at what age I finally understood that my father found casual ways to break the law on a daily basis.

Later in his life – during a period of time where we didn’t talk much – he got into numerous disputes with his various neighbors.

I remember he explained how he cut down the neighbor’s telephone pole with a chainsaw and then threw a box of nails in the driveway for the police cars sure to pay him a visit. Of course he told me this over the telephone as if it was the day-to-day behavior of every sane American citizen; in the way you or I might explain to a friend how we accidentally purchased 2-percent milk instead of skim.

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Airborne bird fathers a table tale

In the canon of Wernowsky folklore, there is no shortage of unusual holiday stories.

The tale of my father and the Thanksgiving turkey predates my birth by several years, but it's repeated so often that I feel as though I've experienced the fateful night firsthand.

It's this Thanksgiving story that sets the gold standard in my family's various tales of holiday madness.

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